Playoff Predictions Playoff Predictions are like…ears…everyone has them. The Mullet* The Coach My Goldfish* The NHL Fourth Liner The Junior Leaguer The Creeper* The Cup Winner Pitt in 4 Pitt in 5 Pitt in 5 Pitt in 5 Pitt in 6 Pitt Pitt in 4 MTL in 5 Ottawa in 7 MTL in … Continue reading »
A Collection Of Bargains
It’s Fall. Pre-Season has started and it’s the time of the year when I am usually taking a hard look at my schedule and finances. My calendar begins to take shape as I plan out which games I will attend and which games I will view. I plot it out; shifting my work schedule, reworking … Continue reading »
Lock out: Day 15
Old lady on the light rail asked me for the time. I thought she asked me for a fight. Pulled her sweater over her head before I realized. Whoopsie. Continue reading »
Lock out: Day 14
Happy Dreams of Hockey all night. Woke up to find that you’re still gone. Hockey! Why did you leave? We were so good together.Hockey if you come back, I promise I’ll be a better fan. No more cheating on you with football. March Madness? Dead to me.Hockey, I won’t forget you on the Tuesday games … Continue reading »
Lock out: Day 13
At first meeting of “Locked out” group therapy. Dr. Gayle just confiscated my Gary Bettman voodoo doll. She said I need to be “positive.” I told her I am positive that Gary is a douche bag. Looks like I’ll be adding the Tuesday Anger Management group. Continue reading »
Lock out: Day 12
In these troubled times, we need to be generous. So I just mailed Gary a nice 6 pack of Massengill Spring Fresh douches. Didn’t cost much but it’s the thought that counts. A good day. Continue reading »
Lock out: Day 11
At the hotel. Word of advice: whatever you do, do not set the hotel thermostat to 18 degrees to make it more “rink like.” Compressor so expensive! (Manager es muy grumpy. He must miss hockey too.) Continue reading »